There are great apps, then there are those that will leave you wondering why they exist. In case you haven’t noticed, the Google Play Store is filled with apps that are not at all useful, or we just can’t figure out their purpose. I’m saying “hi” to Google’s effort in cleaning the Play Store.
Anyway, the apps I’m about to mention doesn’t pose any threats to security. Yeah, they’re not even made for hacking or spread a virus. It’s just there to annoy all Android users. Without further ado, here are the really weird apps on Android that will make you dumb.
If you haven’t guessed what’s it’s function, let me elaborate it for you. As the name suggests, the app absolutely does nothing! It doesn’t even have an icon. When you search for the app, you will only be staring at a blank space. Same as you install the app. You know what’s more surprising? It even offers a “Pro” version for $0.99 that does a whole lot of nothing.
Send Me To Heaven (S.M.T.H.)
Send Me To Heaven is a game that will ask you to send your phone flying to heaven, literally. The phone measure how high you throw your phone upwards and records your feat. It’s not a perfect game, but you can still compete with your friends by challenging them to surpass your record. Have fun! Until your phone breaks,
Milk the Cow
If you don’t know how to manually milk a cow, then there’s a virtual simulation for that. Milk the Cow app lets you, well, milk a cow. It’s a bit gross because the graphics are realistic. I mean you’ll be staring at a cow’s nipples for hours. If you love that, then go ahead and enjoy the app. Thank me later.
Here’s a good combo for the Milk the Cow app. This app will train you to hold on. Hold On app challenges you on how long you can keep holding on to your phone without lifting your fingers up. Of course, it has a time-recorder to save your achievements. You may never lose or misplace your phone playing this game.
Those annoying things suddenly popping on your face! Now’s the time to get your revenge. Pimple Popper lets you pop virtual pimples on your phones and unleash your hatred. The app even provides great instructions on how to pop different kinds of pimples including blackheads and whiteheads.
I Am Rich
Are you rich? Then prove it. Download the I Am Rich app for $400 and brag about how you spend that sum in an app that does absolutely nothing. The app only gives self-satisfaction for rich people proving to themselves they can throw away $400. For average people, that’s already a month’s salary.
There Is No Game
This is probably the funniest and most annoying app on Android, at least in my opinion. There is literally nothing to play here. Even the loading screen even says “Not Loading”. When you open the app, it will be stuck in a loading page that isn’t loading. However, the loading bar does fill slowly. If you have the patience to wait, then do it. Once the loading bar is filled, a narrator will explain to you the fact that there’s nothing to play here. A waste of time, really, but funny. I’ll give it that.
There are tons of apps on the Google Play Store that are really weird an this is just our top 7. Kudos to the developers, though. They’ve really made Android a fun place.